open letter to my readers

Dear Readers,

If you came back to read my blog today after that horrible case of blue balls I left you with yesterday, then I am grateful and I Heart You. I would like to reiterate that my intention all along was to spill the beans about what happened on the show but as I was typing the conclusion on Monday night, there was something nagging at me; something telling me to not finish with the story. I guess it was that woman’s intuition thing that somehow led me to find the producer’s facebook profile page, and then it was that liquid courage thing that caused me to email him to say that I was going to be blogging about the show. I am so thankful that he responded before I actually hit “publish” on my original post, whereby releasing all the juicy details.

I want to apologize though, for stringing you all along, for a few weeks; that was not my original intention. (Isn’t that what all teases say?) But in a sense, you all got to experience pretty much the same shock and awe that I felt when I realized my episode was not going to air.

It sucked.

But I promise that SOMEDAY there will be a Post Script Post to the How Wayne Brady and The Secret Consipred to Making Me a Stay At Home Mom saga, I just have no idea when. DFTL is set to air via syndication starting in September so we can all set our dvrs then, to see if my top secret episode will ever air.

Until then I will leave you with one more photo from my DFTL experience. For one day, I was kinda big time.

Mama Mary with Ricky Minor
























Mama “Gottawin” Mary

P.S. Happy St. Patrick’s Day! If pinching me will make you feel better, please, be my guest!



  1. 1
    meredith says:

    I will for sure be checking back for the post-post.
    Since I’m a girl, I think I’m suffering from a case of blue ovaries, and it ain’t pretty.

    sweet pic BTW:)

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  3. 3
    beckie w. says:

    Your stories are always worth the wait. How screwy is it that they film now and possibly show last years contestants.

  4. 4
    Chandra says:

    You shouldn’t feel bad about it at all. It’s good reading and the Kohler fam will be setting the DVRs once again to hopefully catch you!

  5. 5
    April says:

    are you kidding me? it’s going to take a lot more than that to get rid of me!

  6. 6

    I am with April. I have every intention of getting you drunk and finding out what happened. By the way, I am pretty much convinced that your show is going to air and that this is all part of your master plan to create a part 5 to this series!

  7. 7
    Crystal says:

    I would nevah leave ya! :) LOL to meredith’s comment about ‘blue ovaries’. kinda gross…but funny. hehe ;)

  8. 8

    Meh. I might forgive you, but I think it will involve wine. And cheese. Or CUPCAKES!

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