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Spring is nature's way of saying,

"Let's party!" 

~Robin Williams

 

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READ 'EM AND WEEP
  • Operating Instructions: A Journal of My Son's First Year
    Operating Instructions: A Journal of My Son's First Year
    by Anne Lamott
  • Use Me: Fiction
    Use Me: Fiction
    by Elissa Schappell
  • A Prayer for Owen Meany
    A Prayer for Owen Meany
    by John Irving
GODWIN GIRL GROOVES
  • FutureSex / LoveSounds
    FutureSex / LoveSounds
    by Justin Timberlake
  • Funhouse
    Funhouse
    by Pink
  • Home
    Home
    by Spearhead
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Books I Like
  • Operating Instructions: A Journal of My Son's First Year
    Operating Instructions: A Journal of My Son's First Year
    by Anne Lamott
  • Use Me: Fiction
    Use Me: Fiction
    by Elissa Schappell
Monday
15Mar2010

Monday Monsense #22 - How to Make a Homemade Rap Video

Here is a behind the scenes look at the making of our Valentine's Day Rap video in which we spoofed the Jay-Z & Alicia Keys song "Empire State of Mind.

You can make you own in just (3) easy steps:

Step #1 Cut a hole in the box.

Step #2 Put your junk in the box.

Step #3 ....Well you know the rest. It works for homemade videos too.

Oh, and if you've been living under a rock for the past month and missed the actual Love Letter Jay-Z Parody, please indulge in just 4.5 more minutes of video lovin' from the burbs.

Sunday
28Feb2010

Monday Momsense #21 - Tips For a Successful Mom's Night Out

After birthing babies, or adopting or fostering babies, a night out on the town is certainly not what it used to be. In this week's Momsense video, Mama Mary imparts a few helpful tips on what to do while preparing for a mom's night out (these tips can be applied to dads as well, no elitism here.)

Monday
15Feb2010

Monday Momsense #20 - THAT mom and THAT wife

As I mentioned in a previous Momsense vlog, I am so THAT girl who people make fun of all the time, as either being high maintenence, annoying or lame, or all of the above. I am so THAT girl, a lot of the time. I am also THAT wife and THAT mom. Watch and see what I mean.

If you're on Twitter, tweet @MamaMaryShow and tell your #i'msothatgirl story (ies).

Monday
01Feb2010

Monday Momsense #19 - Are You Ready For Some Football?

Ever wonder what terms like "Stiff Arm" and "Take a knee" mean? Well here's Mama Mary breaking it down for you.

Monday
11Jan2010

Monday Momsense #19 - Helpful Household Tips

Whether you are a neat freak or a slob I bet you will learn something new. And I'll even make you a deal...If you DON'T learn at least one new thing, I will re-gift one of my unopened Christmas gifts to you.

Learn how to get oil stains out of clothes, fold a fitted sheet, and get the funk out of those back-of-the-closet items with booze.

Credit for my tips:

#1 - Google. I basically googled the subject found a bunch of tips and merged the two I liked the best to come up with my own.

#2 - A former co-worker Anne who used to be a nurse and is as organized as anyone I know.

#3 - Can't remember but either "Real Simple" mag or from the local watering hole.

Monday
04Jan2010

Momsense #18 - Polite as a Princess

Learn all about why I love/hate the Disney Princesses.

I actually could write a dissertation on the subject but I tried to keep it simple for enterainment value. My early 20's UCSB liberal, feminist, anti-pageant days are now haunting me as I watch my 1 & 3 year olds play with half-clothed princess barbies and apply pretend pink lipstick. I'm not even sure when or where the fascination with Disney Princesses began in my household, especially since we still haven't seen any of the movies (except the beginning of The Little Mermaid), but all I know is that one day we were shopping at Target, and Lily, who was then 2.5, began pulling EVERYTHING off the shelf that had a Disney Princess on it. And if you've been to Target, you know that DP's are not limited to toys and kid's stuff. We're talking pillows, hampers, luggage and even toothpaste for cryin' out loud. So my house is practically wallpapered with pastel gowns and I now walk the fine line with my girls between harmless girlie-girl fun and actually causing permanent damage to their psyche which will undoubtedly lead them towards eating disorders or the pole. And we all know, per the very hilarious Chris Rock (and my friend Sean) that the only goal of a parent is to keep their daughters of the pole.

See my post on January 5th about how you can win tickets to see Disney on Ice.

Sunday
06Dec2009

Momsense #17 - Bruises, Cankers & Cleavage, Oh My!

This week's Monday Momsense is another revealing peek into my personal life as I share some Health & Beauty Tips regarding bruising, canker sores and cleavage. I mention that they are specically for the Holidays but truthfully they work ALL year round. Enjoy!

Please note: In compliance with the new FTC disclosure policy regarding blogs promoting products, I want to mention that the opinions expressed in the video are mine and are truthful based on my experience. No amount of money or gifts were received on my part in exchange for this most educational vlog. I think the check must have gotten lost in the mail (wink, wink). Also, I am by no means a doctor or an expert. My tips are based on years of experience as a little girl who used to chant "I must, I must, I must increase my bust", a partier student at UCSB, a frequenter of karaoke bars in the mid 90's and as a mom of 2 little kiddos.

Monday
30Nov2009

Momsense #16 - Holly, Jolly Botox

My Xmas List has come a long way from Barbies and My Little Pony! Check out what's on my list this year. And share your list with me in the comments!

Wednesday
04Nov2009

Momsense #15 - Bargain Mama Bonanza

This week's Momsense is also my submission for San Diego Bargain Mama's latest contest--Describe your favorite bargain. SDBM--here is a bargain for the record books!

Soon she will post the submissions on her site and I hope you will all vote for my submission! 

You better work!

Monday
05Oct2009

Momsense #14 - Sew What

A mom who can't sew a button and a three year old that sings along with P!nk.

Monday
28Sep2009

Monday Momsense #13 - Regret This

Sunday
06Sep2009

Monday Momsense #12 - THAT Girl

I'm finally back with another Momsense Vlog after a long summer hiatus. Would LOVE to hear any THAT girl stories...I'm sure you have one.

Sunday
21Jun2009

Monday Momsense #11- How To Make a Father's Day

How did you make your father's (or hubby's) day?

Monday
15Jun2009

Monday Momsense #10 - Did You Know?

Mama Mary imparts some words of wisdom on elastic belts, treadmills and cell phone recovery efforts. She also seeks important advice from her viewers.

Monday
01Jun2009

Monday Momsense #9 - How MamaMaryhood Has Changed Me

Yes, mamahood has changed me in a variety of ways, namely, a perpetual state of sleep deprivation, a constant struggle to retrieve my old spontaneous self, and the mushy ring around my mid-section. But in this week's momsense, I dive a little deeper into ways I have changed.

How has being a mom (or a dad) changed you?

Monday
18May2009

Monday Momsense #8 - Whaaaaat?

The situations represented in this video are hypothetical--based on truth, but hypothetical nonetheless.

I recommend watching it twice so you can watch Lexi's face throughout - her expressions are priceless!

Tuesday
12May2009

Monday Momsense #7 - Why I LOVE the Hairdresser

Sunday
03May2009

Monday Momsense #6 - Thank Gawd I'm Not the Only One

Sunday
26Apr2009

Monday Momsense #5 - Pediatrician Visit Pinocchio

Monday
13Apr2009

Monday Momsense #4 - Confessions on a Chai High