HAHAHA on the Juice thing!! Sorry - I only laugh because I sooooooooo relate. Audra, my 19 month old, will say "Want bottle" - so I go and give her a bottle (yes, we're trying to get rid of the bottle - but whatever). Anywho, then she will see me with a cup of OJ, and she'll give me the bottle and say "Don't like." Then point to my cup and say "Juice? Juice??"

Hmmm...my regrets...let's see -- letting my 11 y/o shave her legs, because she thought that gave her free reign to shave her arms - even though I already told her no. So, she got grounded from her cell phone for 2 weeks.

Giving my kids so many rules...which they now call me on..."Mommy, is that where your jammies go?" (as they sit on the bathroom floor). "Mommy - no elbows on the table."

I'm sure I have tons more...my brain is just overloaded right now. :)

(The skirt bouncy house dilemma is classic! And I've had the 'bagina' mentioned several times while in public restrooms...but I kinda scratched my head at what Lily could be talking about when she asked if those were cranberries??)